Taurus: Artsy Kids
Gemini: Debate Club Captain
Leo: Drama Club
Capricorn: Advanced Placement Scholar
Aquarius: Band Geek
In case it wasn’t obvious, this is by no means insulting these ships, it is insulting particularly bad, out-of-character, and willfully ignorant popular fanon for each of these otherwise fantastic ships.
All these ships were from the suggestion box I opened up a few days ago.